less silhouette

it was never too late to achieve things you dreamed of

petik sana petik sini

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." Nietzsche

the temper trap

they sound even better in live shows

colourful chemistry

pumpkin range tone, love it!!

HYDROGEN SULFIDE

hi, my name's bobby fart

easy

aku memang mudah tergoda dgn sepinggan nasi putih panas...

ini bukan kes rancangan 'Bersamamu'

perimeter infinity

hei, memang byk terima kasih kpd kalian!!

split personalities

i think everyone has their own Dr.Jekyll-Mr.Hyde in them,



he he ,

well, so much for your body to handle all of your emotions, right??

the secret sisters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px1Fo5XhpVY&feature=channel

definitely different!!

anime  - - - - - amine

trying to remind myself to type correctly,

kelapa - - - - - kepala

thaw - - - - - - tore

sore - - - - - - sore

sore in malay is different from sore in english

kata-kata

terdengar suara dr corong radio:

hubungan sesama manusia sentiasa cuba di jaga,

tapi hubungan kita dgn Tuhan, bagaimana pula?

(na'udzubillahiminzalik)

benar. . .

mmg benar mereka kata:

bandingkanlah diri kau dgn org yg lebih susah, 

jgn bandingkan dgn org yg lebih senang dr kau.

tumbuh

cacing kerawit boleh bertumbuh jika tercantas, seperti ekor cicak, tapi manusia tidak.

 ...................................................
melainkan jika dia itu android

belajar sejarah di kubang kerian

malam sblm btolak pulang ke k.l. dari hentian langgar, tok ki bercerita sejarah dan sebab musabab pondok yg dibina dinamakan 'PONDOK TEMASEK SEJARAH SILAM'...

di muar, nenek kami beriya2 cerita 'LEMBING AWANG PULANG KE DAYANG', makcik aku ckp, kampung tempat kejadian agak suram sampai sekarang, dekat je kampung tu, parit ape ntah, kalau tak silap mcm parit amat, rumah nenek kami parit samsu.

oh, sgt berharap dpt (mampu) beli camera yg best

aku harap aku tahu sejarah dgn lbh mendalam, tapi bila pegang je buku sejarah...sedar2 dah pagi...
mungkin itu sebab generasi sekarang kurang berilmu..

aku mmg dah dengar cikgu add-math aku mengeluh, syllabus kami dikurangkan, mungkin nak ringan kan, takut budak2 tak boleh score, tp, aku dpt rasakan yg org2 lama (old-timers) ilmu dorg tak boleh dibanding dgn kita, for example, mak aku org sastera, tp kalau tanya pasal sains, jgn main2, dia tahu nak jwb apa, siap ada reason lagi, hoho..

I am learning all the time.The tombstone will be my diploma.  ~Eartha Kitt

filem

felt disgusted after watching this!!

BOSAN!!!

tu la ayat kwn aku masa weekend, zmn uni dulu...

mcm biasa, amcorp jugak yg best, tmpt official beli cd

tbe2 ternmpak cerita PERFUME , so kteorg grab without hesitation,

hahaha amek ko, geli weh citer ni...nak akhir2 ade scenes yg.....

(konon2 dlm heaven, nak tgk pon geli doh!!)

dlm otak kteorg da what the heck??with BIG Q MARKS!!

(lps tgk citer tu, kteorg terus buang je cd tu, burn rm10 ~~ )

mane mungkin dpt preserve fragrance manusia dan masuk dlm botol!!

ye, dia mmg mmbunuh manusia demi mdpt kan fragrance yg die inginkan;

which are love + innocence of the blind girl who..

if we want to extract something e.g. from a plant, well

u have to do the soxhlet reaction, or distillation...

imagine IF we apply these to human just to extract her fragrance,

there is no way, she will survive after treatments at hi-temperature!!
aku rasa mende yg watak utama (boleh digelar antagonis, pembunuh!) asyik terbau dan gilakan, sebenarnya  itulah pheromone,
that's why he felt so addicted, and affected  --hish!!
(ade satu scene si antagonis asyik mengendap dan curi2 hidu rambut bdk pmpuan tu, creeps!!)

maybe if i read the book, i will feel less disgusted ..

haha really??

the clever little guy 2

....


tgh explain kat budak kecik ni, pasal ice age, rhinoceros for example; originated from dinosaur evolution..bla..bla..fern leaf.. bla bla..



aku: contohnye, mammoth, bulunye panjang.. untuk tahan sejuk masa zmn ice age

budak: bukan bulu panjang la.. bulu tebal..

aku: .... ( mane kau tahu?)

mammoth

the clever little guy

aku: peguam syariah

budak: eh , silap la, peguam syar'ie (sebutan arab)

aku: ...mane tahu

budak: dgr kaklong penah sebut

aku: ...(wow budak ni, 5 tahun ke, 15 tahun??)
now he is 6, loves to argue with me, haish, degil la ko nih 

jat tak perasan, semua jelez jat bace komik...dorg dok intai

lovely weekend- scones

so easy!! The more milk u add, the tastier it will be!!
ingredient:
150g unsalted butter
4 cups of flour
1 1/2 - 2 cups of fresh milk
salt, sugar, baking powder

Rub butter and flour with sugar,salt and baking powder. then add milk,
Make sure the dough is very soft, leave it for 15 minutes.
Cut into 24 small pieces, bake at 180-200 deg.C.
Voila!!
enjoy with hot tea/ coffee...
have a mouthful of scone with your love ones on weekend ;)

my little cook buddy !!

hygiene freak

apa yg mendorong seseorg spt aku jadi hygiene freak?
1)aku nmpk , berserta sound effect org hembus hingus di tepi longkang mengguanakan tgn, dan beliau memegang handle dalam bus
2) mengorek cebisan lada yg melekat pd gigi menggunakan bucu tajam duit RM1
) yeah i know, what the what... yuck!!

sinar matahari

after all, i can see the Crepuscular rays after the heavy rain...

gembira, 

hati sudah melompat melepasi awan Cumulus
hari yg lepas2 rasa sakit hati hingga sternum tercucuk2

terima kasih Tuhan dan
mereka itu yg  berada di dalam perimeter infiniti ku
aku memang hargai kehadiran kamu semua

pensel kaler

coloured pencils

masa aku kecil aku selalu tertanya-tanya, kenapa kat kotak pensel warna, tertulis colored pencils, kenapa red je? otak aku memproses tulisan itu sebagai color red pencil, 

why not written as 'many-colour pencils instead of color red pencil'?

kami juga selalu berebut crayon buncho dengan adik-adik lelaki , 

masa tu, crayon shinchan belum tayang lagi kat tv

nisbah perubahan kepada ranap

The state which sponsors and orders the attack and hijacks the ship kills a large number of its passengers. Furthermore the same state maintains a blockade of the necessities of life on whole community and terrorizes the community with armed force at will.

The question : why is the state  not held responsible for its actions or labeled a terrorist entity?

The reason : because that state is Israel with the support and acquiescence of its major benefactor the United States appears to be above the law.. it seems that Israel can commit any war crime, kill civilian in INTERNATIONAL WATERS,impose a blockade on an entire people and not be held accountable. 

-------------------------------------------------------

James Campbell , 

a visiting lecturer at USM (from Australia)

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as obama said (?) change we believe in

 

(click to enlarge)

GULA2 UNTUK TELINGA :)

sangat suka lagu2 dalam album ni, selalu kalau penyanyi lain, dlm album mereka, lagu lebih kurang rentak, mereka selalu ada signature song, maksudnye kalau org dgr rentak dorg "eh, ni mesti penyanyi tu" cth nye daughtry,hinder, (aku tiada niat nak kecikkan hati sape2),ye, mmg baguslah dr awal lagu tu mula, org boleh teka siape penyanyinye...(tp bg aku tak best, takleh main teka2) tapi dlm album nih, rentak semuanye lain2, lirik pun sedap, plg suka starting lagu carnival.. 

aku mcm excited dgr lagu san andres fault sbb masa 1st time aku dgr,aku final year 1st degree dan ambil subjek geologi (subjek elektif), ade la blaja pasal natural disaster ni, (jgn tanya dpt score tak utk final).ntah bg aku geologi ni 1 subjek yg seronok nak belajar , yeah fun to learn, hard to score, (ehhh penting ni untuk general knowledge, ko boleh tahu mcmmne island terbentuk,tsunami,erosion- nnt bila org sebut, takdelah aku menganga je) mcm sejarah, ko bg la kat aku baca pasal chinpeng, pastu bg kertas putih utk wat esei tanpa tgk buku, aku tak rasa aku boleh jwb :(

book that makes me craving for more!!!

(in war the truth is never simple)

this book really ignite my reading interest..

sorry, no hi-def picture, i don't have enough time to scan my own, so i search on the net, and they only have this blurred image..

thanks nick warburton!!

senpai garang (?)

hari tu aku pergi kenduri kahwen kawan di nogori (kawan sekolah asrama dolu2), suami isteri pon schoolmates aku la..bile dorg teruskan percintaan zaman skolah pon aku tak tahu menahu.

tibe2 kawan aku, minah 1 cakap dgn nada berseloroh: weh, aku teringat, masa form5 ko marah budak nih,

aku : ye ke?? aku tak ingt pon...

minah 2: yela...aku ingat lg amende ntah yg ko marah sgt, bdk tu mcm kuang aja ngan ko,

aku: serius weh, aku tak ingat

minah 1 & minah 2: hahahha ko lawak la, yela org kata pelanduk lupakan jerat, jerat takkan lupakan pelandok.. (sengih2 sumbing)

aku: (aku ni jerat ke, pelanduk?) ntah2 bdk tu pon da lupa, yela bdk begau ni mane ingat, da kepala besar, kene marah ngan kakak pon mende kecik bg dorg..hahaha

weh budak sekolah, aku jealous la, ko mcm tayah pikir nak wat ape lepas ko mkn tghari, ye aku tau ko tak sbr nak smpai rumah , leh book room, main garena ngan kawan2, dan dlm otak ko, ko tak sabar nak mmbesar, aku pun macam tu juga masa aku umur ko, tapi lps ni nak KENA plan macam2 adeh...(ni andaian aku je,mungkin dalam otak ko ade plan for the next 10 years,no offence~~shrugged)

i can't help myself

 

i really wish that i can turn back time,i missed my childhood when night my mom used to clipped my nails,cleaned my ears,lulled me to sleep...yes, i know, u wont tell us how struggle u are; between us and your studies,how painful it is to gave birth.. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UMI, 

thanks for giving me the chance to see the world with GOD's will.

i'm not saying these words only on your birthday,i always cant be compared with what u've done (not to mention ur sacrifice)

matahari 1

dari jambatan muar

pondok atok

rindu kucing bernama Budi

180degree

i just wanna challenge myself by majoring sciences during my high school..And it's not so hard as everyone says it was..

my brilliant buddy's answer when i asked why did she took a hundred-and-eighty-degree-turn for her 1st degree..

tali ni bukan tali air

[acetic anhydride]

Bahan ni mmg bahaya..org yg buat DADAH sgt suka mende ni, heaven..

supervisor aku yg bgtau masa latihan industri aku, aku pun iyakan aje..mmg dia simpan mende ni tersorok.org yg tertentu je tahu kat mana (termasuk aku~~ labwork weh, aku bkn nk buat keje haram). pastu aku google mende ni, baru aku tahu kenapa..mmg mende nih digunakan utk hasilkan heroin..woo bahaya weh, jgn pandai2 nak buat DADAH, hidup ni tak mcm dlm filem2 omputih latin. org jahat nama carlos atau santiago, buat dadah, seludup ke sempadan US, jd kaya, duit berkepuk2. kat sini jwbnye TALI GANTUNG,

NO MORE MONEY TO TALK ABOUT ,duh!!

tali gantung bukan dr tali rafia--

jadi ,kenapa?? bukan kah kamu dlm kawasan kami??

seekor itik terserempak dgn si ayam di negara kambing.
itik: hey u! i saw u in my fundamental math class
ayam: yeah! we're in the same class. so...what other classes u took?
itik: bla bla bla. r u going home?where r u staying?
ayam: around there...so how's ur other classes? i'm thinking of taking a kambingian language subject
itik: o, that's far. i think the lecturers here are just the phD holder, --just in their academic qualifications
ayam: really?
itik: when i asked some questions, they cannot answer, whether they don't know or just 'un-knowledgeable'..
ayam: o , that's shocking.
ayam dan itik terus berbual tanpa menghiraukan sama ada si kambing yg sedang meragut rumput memahami apa yg mereka bualkan..padahal mereka berbual dlm 'lingua franca'.
bukan kah kamu berada dlm negara kambing, jgnlah kamu berlagak sombong,kamu datang belajar di negara kambing, kamu kutuk bukan main lagi,kalau kamu tak puas hati dgn sistem di negara kambing, pulanglah ke negara asal, atau terima sahaja sistem itu seadanya. mungkin kamu dah biasa makan suap,sikit2 tanya,kamu jgn byk hal...~~word of the posting: kambingian ~~

tiba-tiba rasa lapar.
aku mmg suka mkn ayam goreng, tak suka kambing..tapi kuzi kambing sedap--

panas = hot bukan hawt !!

aku teringat aku pernah tgk kartun Arnold  (terfikir gak napa die pakai skirt kotak2..oooo may be dia scottish kot) masa aku muda dulu2 ; budak2 sanggup tolak lori aiskerim sampai terbalik sebab cuaca terlampau panas, dan mereka tak tahan sabar.
itu budak2...
kalau kita sbg org dewasa kalau panas nak buat ape??letupkan kawasan org lain sbb org tu tak setuju bagi air kat kau??
tapi itu kartun je..tapi kartun juga boleh jadi sinis untuk situasi tertentu..

braindrenched

ko mmg rebutan ramai tapi....

i saw u, unoccupied...seriously i don't wanna take u even u r so tempting..
suddenly i thought i saw a flashman, he took u , he took the empty seat, beside an old lady,
for a minute, i think my jaw fall down..o shoot! i really don't care, why must u run, i mean slightly run just to take the seat..hahha what's wrong with this guy,i glared at him for a few seconds and he smile like he'd just won a musical chair contest  & i hurriedly move away, sooooo @$%^&*I*(^!...

aku keturunan dayang ke??

2 tahun yg lalu, masa kami balik ke kg, adik dan aku tak susun tilam mengikut ISO org tua di kg. jadi org tua itu bising: ni kena susun elok2, tebal di bwh skali, nipis di atas skali, msti di-align ke kiri lurus2.jgn ade yg terkeluar..haa...

lepas org tua kemas, adik aku garu2 kepala: eh, org tua tu keturunan dayang ke? sbb tu die kemas bukan main lg. tapi apsal aku tak suka kemas??

...............

mi kari & asid borik (boric acid)

minah: kenape bila beli mi kari, mi die dari warna kuning jd merah??
bedah: oo..tu sbb asid borik dlm mi kuning bertindak balas ngan kunyit.
minah: bahaya tak?
bedah: ko nak tau tak, asid borik tu gune nye tuk preserve makanan, nak kekalkan kekenyalan mi tu...
minah:ye? (muka da mcm baru lepas gosok gigi dan terus makan limau)
bedah: haaa.. baru aku ingat, tok ckp boric tu jgak boleh digunakan tuk wat baju jd putih..
minah: ye?? lagi!!lagi!!
bedah: kalu ko nak tau lg ko g la google, aku bukan pengilang mi,tp aku tau semua tu dr tok la..sbnrnye tgk lethal dose (LD) asid borik tu jugak..
minah: mende tu?
bedah: berapa byk kandungan asid borik tu boleh ke tahap yg mmbawa maut. pastu tgk gak berat si pemakan tu..mgkin kalu berat die 48kg, LD asid borik 5g = 0.005kg X ngan berat org tu 48kg = 0.24kg.
0.24kg tu kalu ade dlm bdn pemakan kiranye die boleh mati ooooo
minah: o,ok...( mulut masih nganga)
bedah: ko makan mi tu bape kilo?
minah: erm...semangkuk je..ntah la..
bedah: aku pon tak tahu sejauh mane bahaye nye..kesan tu mgkin tak nmpak skrg tp, mase akan dtg sape tahu.kalu hari2 mkn , mgkn la dasat....
minah: ....
bedah : ok, dah. aku nak g ketam kayu...